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OBAMA vs A FLY (the conspiracy) pretty funny haha. [21 Jun 2009|10:05am]

president obama fighting a protesting fly that happened to be flying near-by...a conspiratorial assassination of the third kind before it had a chance to speak its truth.


barack obama fly swat cnbc funny kill buzz harwood interview united states president democrat comedy humor
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Jimmy Robinson [04 Feb 2006|10:47pm]

[ mood | amused ]

In case you didn't know, the new "Jimmy Robinson" video has had over a million downloads. If you haven't seen it, go check it out. Funny stuff!!



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[07 Oct 2004|11:14am]

Hey, Just introducing myself, new addition. Everyone taking a look at Norton's Blog? It's very good stuff, disturbing as all hell, but high grade fiction.

Rye in Toronto
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Jimmy with me and a couple friends [28 Apr 2004|02:16pm]


I'm on the left
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Great Site [05 Dec 2003|07:15pm]

[ mood | amused ]

Anyone who hasn't been to this site, go there immediately.

They have tons of O&A MP3's on there...I'm so psyched!


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[04 Dec 2003|09:16am]

[ mood | cheerful ]

Hope you all had a lovely Thanksgiving. Mine was uneventful, I ate
with my friend and his girlfriend and watched my Cowboys get the dogshit
kicked out of them (hard to be at someone's house on Thanksgiving, as I
tend to scream racial slurs and the word cunt a lot when my team is
down by 3 touchdowns). The two reasons for this tedious email are to let
you know that I will finally be returning to upsate NY, doing the
University at Buffalo on Feb 7th. Tickets go onsale December 8th but there
is an internet presale which starts tomorrow, December 4th at 10am.
There is a link on my website to the page and the password is LAUGHS (that
really does make me sick to my stomach).
The second order of business is that I finally have T-shirts for sale
on Eatabullet.com. There are three lovely choices; SLIP IN A PUDDLE OF
TWICE FOR YES. Any or all of these shirts would make ideal Christmas gifts.
Imagine mom's happy surprise while trying on her new SLIP IN A PUDDLE
OF AIDS shirt. If she complains, call her an ungrateful old bitch and
crotch kick her. Hope to see some of you in Buffalo. jimnorton

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Norton in Baltimore [01 Dec 2003|03:39pm]

[ mood | awful ]

Any silly geese going to see The Legend perform this weekend at the Baltimore Improv? I'm driving with some friends from Long Island because we are all dedicated losers. I'm also covering one of the Saturday night shows for http://cringehumor.net

So, if you're going please reply and maybe we can meet up & do some man-to-man comparing

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It's not rape if she blinks twice for 'Yes." [30 Nov 2003|07:50pm]

Hi. I'm Danielle, and I'm new.

Jim Norton is a gift from God.

Even though he's definitely going to hell.
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[01 Oct 2003|01:27pm]

Just a quick heads up, I will be returning to Sacramento to perform at the Punchline on October 10,11. The box office number is (916) 925-8500. I am glad to finally be getting back, it's been almost a year since I've been there. I have to be brief, I fly in a couple hours to do the Orlando Improv this week. Tough Crowd is off for 3 weeks, then we come back to finish out the year. jimnorton
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Cross posting *elbow elbow* [06 Sep 2003|12:57am]

[ mood | drunk ]

I was driving home today and heard our own Li'l Jimmy Norton on WBCN sitting in on the Nik Carter show. (The guy who lost his time slot to O&A for a year) It was good to hear Jimmy on the radio again...he was hilarious. He said that he has a CD coming out soon called "Yellow Discipline". I think he said that the first 500 will be autographed. He was saying that in the CD booklet, he had a photographer take a picture of him covered in flowers, wearing only his underwear! haha Then he tooled on himself and his awful body. All he said about O&A was that he has no idea what's going on with them.

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Norton in Boston [05 Sep 2003|08:10pm]

[ mood | curious ]

Anyone going to see Norton tonight in Boston - raise your hook hand.....

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[26 Aug 2003|05:23pm]

[ mood | horny ]

I was tooling around on www.eatabullet.com and came across jokes that didn't make it. This one made me piss myself..........

I don’t know what’s worse; that I dreamed about putting my ex-girlfriend in a woodchipper, or that I woke up with an erection.
-Jim Norton

............... excuse me while I go change my panties!

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[10 Apr 2003|11:54pm]

Two nights ago Norton got the first SARS joke out, and tonight he had another killer one that got nothing.

If you don't know, check out Colin Quinn's Tough Crowd, little Jimmy is on about every other night.
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San Francisco [26 Mar 2003|04:23pm]

[ mood | horny ]

Anyone catch Jim in San Francisco this past weekend? I missed it....

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Oh Bondage...UP YOURS! [30 Jan 2003|07:20pm]

[ mood | horny ]

Up the GASH, motherfuckers. <3 My name is Sidney...I'm 25 from California...and you know what else I'm going to say. I'm 5'5", 110 lbs, with red hair and blue eyes. Uhhhmmm. Thats it. Okay bye.

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[24 Dec 2002|05:29pm]


nuff said.
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[15 Nov 2002|04:43pm]

hey i'm new here and i'm going to see Jim tonight at the stress factory in new brunswick. i'll try to get some pictures or something.
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[04 Nov 2002|05:24am]

[ mood | content ]

So who is going to see Norton on Friday in Boston?

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Jim Norton in Boston [02 Oct 2002|09:19am]

[ mood | awake ]

So who is going on 9 November 2002. I know people want too, but I wanna know who's going. I know there are still some decent seats left....

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[15 Sep 2002|02:20pm]

is anyone going to see any of norton's shows at the stress factory in november?
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